Time has come again for American Idol. That's right, it's also known as "Time for Emily to Become an Obsessive Internet Whore." - It's quite horrible, what this show makes me do. I'm an internet addict as it is...Now I'll be even more so. I was going to do a recap...Alright, maybe I will. :D Also be sure to check out Juliet's recaps because they're simply exquisite.

New York, New York - Not so Wonderful of a Town
Cresty's voice greets us once again to let us know that it's time for American Idol. There's something about the way emphasizes his words, and it's not a good something. In any case, I've missed this theme song more than I thought I did - "Woo-ooo, buddam buddam buddam, woo-ooo..."

A brief recap of what happened last season, as if nobody watched it in the first place. Yes, TPTB we understand that Ruben was the winner. No need to shove it in our faces - oh, wait, they already did ALL LAST SEASON. *ahem* Anyway, a few clips of what's to come:
- Simon tells someone that they'd close down the FOX network if he won
- Ryan comments that Randy and Paula may have been drawn over to Simon's "dark side", and we seem them, arms draped around eachother's backs: Do I see a hint of... Pandy?...........erm, no.
- Paula yells at a contestant about wasting time. Paula, yelling? Perhaps this season we'll see less of Drunk!Paula. Hopefully.
- Some guy throws water at Simon, although he's smiling while he's doing it - I don't know, if I were mad enough to throw water in someone's face, I wouldn't be grinning like that.
- A girl tells the judges that they suck, and all Randy can do is nod
- The judges tell us what they're looking for - It's the same old thing, "the bar has been raised", "we're looking for *it*"...blah, blah, blah....

God...I'm already tired. Yeah, just go to Juliet's cappies... she has all the goodies anyway!

:: Emily 4:21 PM [+] ::